1 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:17,093 THAT ANONYMOUS TELEPHONE CALL WAS RIGHT! 2 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:19,896 IT SURE WAS, 99. 3 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,599 SAY, LISTEN. YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A CROWBAR ON YOU, DO YOU? 4 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,823 OH, SURE, MAX. RIGHT HERE. 5 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:29,528 SO THIS IS THE WAREHOUSE FOR KAOS'S SMUGGLING RING. 6 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,878 - AND I KNOW WHAT THEY'VE BEEN SMUGGLING. - WHAT, MAX? 7 00:00:35,902 --> 00:00:38,281 - PAPER. - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, MAX. 8 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:41,018 NO? WELL, THEN THEY SURE KNOW HOW TO PACK COOKIES. 9 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:43,008 MAX, LOOK! 10 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:47,391 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? - A COOKIE JAR? 11 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:49,626 NO, MAX. IT'S AN ETRUSCAN URN. 12 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,628 THAT MUST BE WORTH A FORTUNE. 13 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,663 I'LL BET IT WAS STOLEN FROM A MUSEUM. 14 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:57,034 SURE, AND THEN KAOS SMUGGLED IT OVER HERE TO SELL TO A PRIVATE OWNER. 15 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:59,669 THAT MUST BE ONE OF THE WAYS THAT THEY'RE FINANCING THEIR OPERATIONS. 16 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:02,005 THIS PLACE MUST BE FULL OF TREASURES, MAX. 17 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:04,007 SHH! 18 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:09,712 - HELLO? - WHO IS IT? 19 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,814 IS THAT YOU, 86? THIS IS 74. 20 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:15,252 - HE SOUNDS LIKE 74, MAX. - YES, BUT YOU CAN'T BE SURE. 21 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,316 ADVANCE AND BE RECOGNIZED. 22 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,201 LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU. 23 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,069 NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN FOR A MINUTE. 24 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,692 IT COULD BE A FATAL MISTAKE. 25 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,268 OF COURSE, EVERYONE'S ENTITLED TO ONE FATAL MISTAKE. 26 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:48,418 WHY DID YOU JUMP ME, 86? I TOLD YOU I WAS 74. 27 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,587 WELL, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A TRAP. 28 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,356 - BUT YOU SAW MY FACE. - NOT UNTIL I HIT YOU. 29 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,358 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, 74? 30 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:57,461 THE CHIEF SENT ME. HE FIGURED YOU MIGHT NEED HELP. 31 00:01:57,485 --> 00:02:00,519 - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. - GET YOUR HANDS UP. 32 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:05,168 WELL, JUST DON'T STAND THERE. IF YOU CAME TO HELP, HELP. 33 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:10,329 YOU CALL THAT HELPING? 34 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,005 Smart: SIEGFRIED! 35 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:25,076 GOOD EVENING, SMART. 36 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,150 - IT'S SIEGFRIED. - YES, 37 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:29,586 MY OLD FRIEND AND BITTER ENEMY. 38 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,721 TELL ME SIEGFRIED, WHY DID YOU SHOOT YOUR OWN MAN? 39 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:35,057 NITWIT. TO SAVE YOUR LIFE. 40 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:37,260 BUT YOU AND I ARE SWORN TO KILL EACH OTHER ON SIGHT. 41 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:39,295 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SAVE MY LIFE? 42 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:42,165 BECAUSE I'M LEAVING KAOS. 43 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:46,036 - LEAVING KAOS? WHY? - I'M FED UP. 44 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:49,539 20 YEARS I HAVE BEEN WITH THEM... 45 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,841 STEALING, ROBBING, LYING, 46 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,943 KILLING, MURDERING... 47 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,079 AND WHAT DID I GET OUT OF IT? 48 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:58,236 NOTHING! JUST A LOT OF FUN. 49 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:01,283 SMART, LISTEN TO ME. 50 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:03,786 GO AND TELL YOUR CHIEF I AM READY 51 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:06,088 TO COOPERATE WITH CONTROL. 52 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:08,090 ALSO, I WILL SELL THEM 53 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:10,393 SOME OF KAOS'S TOP SECRETS. 54 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,428 ALL RIGHT, SIEGFRIED, I'LL TELL HIM. 55 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,397 BUT I DON'T THINK THE CHIEF WILL TRUST YOU. 56 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,733 GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY HE SHOULDN'T TRUST ME. 57 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,102 BECAUSE YOU'RE A ROTTEN, VICIOUS, 58 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:22,872 CRUEL, CUNNING, MANIACAL MURDERER. 59 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,129 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ONE. NOW GIVE ME ANOTHER. 60 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,481 I DON'T LIKE IT, MAX. I JUST DON'T LIKE IT. 61 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:34,450 BUT WE HAVE TO FACE THE FACTS, CHIEF. 62 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:36,519 SIEGFRIED DID SAVE MY LIFE. 63 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:40,189 WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? HE'S A VICIOUS, COLD-BLOODED KAOS EXECUTIONER. 64 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:43,393 HE SAYS THAT HE'S LEAVING KAOS AND HE'S WILLING TO COOPERATE WITH CONTROL. 65 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:43,763 WHAT? 66 00:04:43,787 --> 00:04:46,162 THAT'S RIGHT, CHIEF. HE'S FED UP WITH KAOS. 67 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,798 - WHY? - WELL, LAST YEAR WAS HIS BIGGEST YEAR. 68 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,800 HE KILLED 37 PEOPLE. 69 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,303 AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE HIM A CHRISTMAS BONUS. 70 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:55,238 IF SIEGFRIED IS ON THE LEVEL, CHIEF. 71 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:57,773 THINK OF ALL THE VALUABLE INFORMATION WE CAN GET FROM HIM. 72 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,343 YOU MAY BE RIGHT. MAX, WHERE DOES HE WANT TO MEET? 73 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,345 IN THE SAME WAREHOUSE. 74 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:04,513 WELL, ALL RIGHT, BUT IF IT'S A TRAP AND WE GET KILLED, 75 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:06,515 YOU'RE FIRED. 76 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:08,651 MAX, YOU KNOW, I'M FRIGHTENED. 77 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:11,609 - WHY, CHIEF? - I'M BEGINNING TO SOUND LIKE YOU. 78 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:16,792 MAX, I DON'T CARE IF SIEGFRIED DID SAVE YOUR LIFE. 79 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,894 WE SHOULDN'T BE BUYING INFORMATION FROM HIM. 80 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:21,431 - HE'S A MURDERER AND A TRAITOR. - CHIEF! 81 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:24,801 SIEGFRIED, I'M SURE THE CHIEF DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING PERSONAL BY THAT REMARK. 82 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,469 NOW LOOK, CHIEF, 83 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:29,038 IF SIEGFRIED HAS SOMETHING OF IMPORTANCE TO SELL, 84 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,407 I THINK IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT CONTROL BUY IT. 85 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:33,976 HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE A MAN WHO'D SELL OUT HIS OWN FRIENDS? 86 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,612 DUMMKOPFT. WHO ELSE CAN YOU SELL OUT? 87 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:38,815 YOU CAN'T DOUBLE-CROSS ENEMIES. 88 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,817 HE'S GOT A POINT THERE, CHIEF. 89 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,907 ALL RIGHT, SIEGFRIED, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 90 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,790 IT'S ALL THERE. 91 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,847 OW! 92 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,769 - WHAT IS THIS? - A CATALOG. 93 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:03,773 YOU PICK OUT WHAT YOU WANT TO BUY. 94 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:06,843 - WHAT IS THAT, SMART? - JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING 95 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,978 THAT OUR FINANCIAL DEPARTMENT DREAMED UP. 96 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,681 IT LISTS ALL THE PRICES ON INFORMATION THAT'S FOR SALE. 97 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,683 IT'S CALLED A BLUE BOOK. 98 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,685 ANYTHING INTERESTING OVER THERE, CHIEF? 99 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,187 I HAVE SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE 100 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,189 INVALUABLE TO YOU... 101 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,793 THE HEAD OF THE KAOS LADIES' AUXILIARY. 102 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:27,397 YOU CAN HAVE HER FOR 1,500. 103 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,698 1,500? 104 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,534 IT'S LISTED HERE FOR 1,250. 105 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,503 YEAH, THIS ONE IS SPECIAL. 106 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:37,895 - WHY? - SHE'S MY SISTER. 107 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,610 UND I WILL GIVE YOU THE LOCATION 108 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:46,015 OF 20 KAOS AGENTS FOR 500 APIECE. 109 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:48,752 - MAKE IT 400, AND IT'S A DEAL. - SOLD. 110 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,887 ALL RIGHT, SIEGFRIED, BUT BEFORE WE PAY, 111 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,831 - WE'VE GOT TO CHECK OUT YOUR INFORMATION. - CHIEF, LOOK OUT! 112 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:04,333 WELL, CHIEF, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY NOW? 113 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,302 SIEGFRIED JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE. 114 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:09,072 I KNOW, MAX, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID EARLIER, SIEGFRIED. 115 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,640 - THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. - WELL, CHIEF, 116 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,976 I THINK WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE AND CHECK THIS INFORMATION. 117 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,479 SIEGFRIED, WE'LL MEET YOU BACK HERE IN EXACTLY TWO HOURS. 118 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:20,316 UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, I DON'T THINK 119 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:23,052 IT'S SUCH A HOT IDEA TO MEET BACK HERE AGAIN. 120 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:25,821 - HE'S RIGHT, MAX. - WE SHOULD MEET SOMEPLACE 121 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,357 WHERE KAOS WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FIND ME. 122 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:31,494 MY APARTMENT. WE'LL USE MY APARTMENT. 123 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:34,230 HERE ARE THE KEYS. WE'LL MEET YOU THERE IN TWO HOURS. 124 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,588 - SPLENDID, SMART. - LET'S GO, MAX. 125 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,443 SHTARKER, 126 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,400 GET UP! 127 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:53,916 - IT WORKED, SIEGFRIED. - JA. 128 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,219 UND WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER 129 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:59,622 TO REALIZING OUR GLORIOUS PLANS 130 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:03,748 UND KILLING MAXWELL SMART. 131 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:10,800 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES 132 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,202 WHEN THEY THOUGHT THAT SIEGFRIED 133 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,938 SAVED THE CHIEF'S LIFE. 134 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:18,040 AND SMART WENT FOR IT? 135 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,676 HE SWALLOWED IT HOOK, LINE AND SINKER. 136 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:24,414 I HAPPEN TO BE A MOST CONVINCING ACTOR. 137 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:26,749 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME IN THE KAOS WORKSHOP 138 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:29,985 WHEN I STARRED IN "KILLING OF THE SHREW." 139 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,622 UH, "THE TAMING OF THE SHREW." 140 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:35,046 DON'T TELL ME HOW TO KILL! 141 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:40,730 THANK YOU, LILY. PUCKER UP. 142 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:44,600 SHTARKER, WE DON'T PUCKER HERE. 143 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:47,659 UND LILY IS MY PERSONAL SECRETARY. 144 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,942 THIS GOES FOR YOU TOO, LILY. 145 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,845 - YOU ALSO DON'T... - HERE. 146 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,847 NOW GO. 147 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,249 PRACTICE YOUR SHORTHAND. YOU NEVER KNOW. 148 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:03,507 SOMEDAY I MAY EVEN WANT TO DICTATE A LETTER. 149 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:09,759 NOW ONCE I GAIN 150 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,995 CONTROL'S CONFIDENCE, 151 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:16,833 I WILL BE IN A POSITION TO EXECUTE 152 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:20,402 OPERATION BIG-K. 153 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,739 BIG-K? THE ROBBING OF FORT KNOX? 154 00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:26,576 BUT, SIEGFRIED, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. 155 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,078 FORT KNOX IS TOO HEAVILY GUARDED. 156 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:33,082 UND THE MORE HEAVILY GUARDED IT IS, THE BETTER. 157 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,084 I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. 158 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,820 I WILL EXPLAIN WHEN THE TIME COMES. 159 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:39,822 OH, HELLO, SIEGFRIED. BEEN WAITING LONG? 160 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:41,991 - NO, JUST GOT HERE. - KEYS. 161 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,326 - WHAT KEYS? - THE KEYS TO MY APARTMENT. 162 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,528 OH, YES! 163 00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:48,630 ALL RIGHT, SIEGFRIED, THE INFORMATION YOU GAVE US 164 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:51,233 CONCERNING THE WHEREABOUTS OF THOSE 20 KAOS AGENTS CHECKED OUT. 165 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:54,469 YES, AND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM IS IN CUSTODY RIGHT NOW. 166 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:57,807 UND BELIEVE ME, YOU GOT THE CREAM OF THE CROP. 167 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:01,310 - WHAT DO WE DO NOW, CHIEF? - THE DECODING MACHINE AND SIEGFRIED'S SISTER. 168 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:04,246 OH, YES, WHERE IS THE DECODING MACHINE, SIEGFRIED? 169 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,717 IT'S IN THE AIRPORT TERMINAL DISGUISED AS AN INSURANCE MACHINE. 170 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:11,053 THAT WAY OUR AGENTS CAN DECODE THEIR MESSAGES COMING AND GOING. 171 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:13,589 SAY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, CHIEF. 172 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,459 THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO COME INTO TOWN. SAVES A LOT OF TIME. 173 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:19,528 - UND CAB FARE. - AND CAB... 174 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:22,097 MAX, I'LL GO IN MY CAR AND PICK UP THE DECODING MACHINE. 175 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,700 YOU AND 99 GO IN YOUR CAR AND PICK UP HIS SISTER. 176 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:27,703 I SUGGEST YOU ALL GO IN ONE CAR. 177 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:31,228 - WHY? - MY SISTER WORKS IN THE DECODING MACHINE. 178 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:36,425 SIEGFRIED, YOU WAIT HERE, MAX, 99, LET'S GO. 179 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,814 ONE QUESTION, PLEASE. 180 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:42,885 ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE MY SISTER DEAD OR ALIVE? 181 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:46,244 - ALIVE. - GOOD. THEN GIVE HER MY LOVE. 182 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:01,170 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE CONTROL AGENTS AND THIS IS A RAID. 183 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,554 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. LET'S GO, LADY. 184 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,379 WHO'S THERE? 185 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,486 THAT'S GOT TO BE SHTARKER. 186 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,890 GET OVER HERE! 187 00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:41,143 NOW... 188 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:44,379 UND REMOVE YOUR FOOT FROM THAT WASTEBASKET. 189 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:47,116 - I CAN'T. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T? 190 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,118 MY FOOT'S A SIZE 11, 191 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,787 AND THE WASTEBASKET'S A NINE. 192 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,745 FOOT UP! 193 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,421 AH, YOU FOUND THE HIDDEN TAPE RECORDER. 194 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,702 OF COURSE I FOUND IT. 195 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,871 UND YOU, YOU CLUMSY, YOU RUINED 196 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,873 A PERFECTLY GOOD TAKE. 197 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:14,010 - I'M SORRY. I'LL GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME. - YOU'D BETTER. 198 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,012 THIS WILL BE CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE 199 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,213 THAT I REALLY INTEND TO LEAVE KAOS. 200 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,750 NOW LET'S GO OVER IT ONCE MORE. 201 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,484 - READY? - READY. 202 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,520 OKAY. 203 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,556 WHO'S THERE? 204 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,926 STOP IT! DID YOU COME HERE TO LAUGH OR TO KILL? 205 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:34,130 I WAS ONLY TRYING TO MAKE IT SOUND GOOD. 206 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,299 WE DON'T AD LIB HERE, SHTARKER. WE STICK TO THE LINES. 207 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,563 NOW DO IT AGAIN! AND DO IT RIGHT! 208 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:45,174 - WHO'S THERE? - IT'S ME, SHTARKER. 209 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,443 HOW DID YOU FIND ME, SHTARKER? 210 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:51,013 YOU FORGET... WE HAVE WAYS. 211 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:55,551 SO, SIEGFRIED, YOU HAVE BETRAYED KAOS. 212 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,676 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME, SHTARKER? 213 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:04,381 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME? STUPID! 214 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,731 BEFORE I ANSWER THAT, 215 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,766 I WANT TO KNOW ONE THING... 216 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,736 HAVE YOU TOLD CONTROL 217 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,405 ABOUT OPERATION BIG-K? 218 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,374 OH, NO! I WOULD NEVER DIVULGE 219 00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:23,179 KAOS'S MASTER PLAN OF THE CENTURY. 220 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:26,415 THEN YOU PULL THE TRIGGER, 221 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:29,185 WE RUB SOME BLOOD ON MY HEAD, 222 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:32,922 I LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR, AND YOU LEAVE, RIGHT? 223 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:36,125 - RIGHT. - OKAY. I'LL TURN ON THE RECORDER, 224 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,194 AND WE'LL DO IT. 225 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,629 - TELL ME, SIEGFRIED. - WHAT? 226 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:44,188 - HOW WAS I? - PATHETIC. 227 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,373 WELL, SIEGFRIED, YOUR INFORMATION CHECKED OUT. 228 00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:53,642 WE PICKED UP THE DECODING MACHINE AND YOUR SISTER SAYS 229 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,410 SHE'LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. 230 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,980 - SIEGFRIED... - MAX! 231 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,282 - SIEGFRIED'S DEAD! - WHO COULD HAVE DONE IT? 232 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,684 ANYBODY. WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF. 233 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,520 - I THINK WE'LL HAVE AN ANSWER TO IT IN A MINUTE. - HOW, MAX? 234 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,544 MY SECRET TAPE RECORDER. 235 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,028 Shtarker: So, Siegfried, you have betrayed KAOS. 236 00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,097 Siegfried: What are you going to do to me? 237 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,966 Shtarker: Before I answer that, I want to know one thing... 238 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:21,303 Have you told CONTROL about Operation Big-K? 239 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,872 Siegfried: Oh, no, of course not. I would never divulge 240 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:26,275 KAOS's master plan of the century. 241 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,277 Shtarker: That's all I wanted to know. 242 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,279 Goodbye, Siegfried. 243 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,450 WELL, THAT'S IT, CHIEF. 244 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,185 THEY FOUND OUT HE WAS BETRAYING THEM AND THEY HAD HIM SHOT. 245 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,954 OPERATION BIG-K... 246 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,624 IF WE COULD ONLY FIND OUT WHAT THAT MEANT BEFORE SIEGFRIED WAS KILLED. 247 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,559 CHIEF, LOOK, HE'S MOVING! HE'S NOT DEAD! 248 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,794 YOU'RE RIGHT, 99. HE'S STILL ALIVE. 249 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,029 THE BULLET JUST GRAZED HIS FOREHEAD. 250 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:51,099 WHERE AM I? WHAT HAPPENED? SMART! 251 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,435 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, SIEGFRIED. ONE OF YOUR MEN TRIED TO MURDER YOU. 252 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,538 JA, I REMEMBER NOW. IT WAS SHTARKER. 253 00:14:56,562 --> 00:15:00,041 HE WANTED TO KNOW IF I TOLD YOU ABOUT OPERATION BIG-K. 254 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,579 BIG-K? THAT'S THE ONE WE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT, CHIEF. WHAT IS IT? 255 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,582 THOSE DIRTY DOUBLE-CROSSERS! 256 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,584 JA, I WILL TELL YOU. 257 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,587 MONEY'S NOT IMPORTANT. THIS IS FOR REVENGE. 258 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,022 - GOOD. WHAT IS IT? - $10,000! 259 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,991 - 5,000. - 9,000. 260 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,626 - SIX. - EIGHT. 261 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,528 - SEVEN. - SEVEN! I DON'T BARGAIN. 262 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:23,299 - GO ON. - K STANDS FOR KNOX... FORT KNOX. 263 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,568 KAOS PLANS TO HIT FORT KNOX TOMORROW. A FULL-SCALE ATTACK. 264 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,870 PLAN 45-E. BY TOMORROW NIGHT, 265 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:31,329 THE UNITED STATES WILL BE BANKRUPT! 266 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,081 THIS IS THE CHIEF. MAGENTA ALERT. 267 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,617 I WANT EVERY AVAILABLE AGENT TO DRAW FULL WEAPONS 268 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,153 AND LEAVE FOR FORT KNOX IMMEDIATELY TO HEAD OFF A KAOS ATTACK 269 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,155 PLANNED FOR SOMETIME TOMORROW. 270 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,423 RIGHT. NOW, MAX, HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. 271 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,661 - CHIEF, 99 AND I ARE READY. - NO, MAX, I WANT YOU TO STAY WITH ME 272 00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:54,496 TO CONDUCT THE AWARDS CEREMONY AT THE CONTROL CHIEFS' CONVENTION TOMORROW. 273 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,598 99, I WANT YOU TO PICK AN AGENT TO STAY WITH YOU 274 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,600 AND GUARD CONTROL HEADQUARTERS. 275 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,592 - YOU'LL BE OUR SKELETON SECURITY UNIT. RIGHT, CHIEF. 276 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,507 UND NOW, GENTLEMEN, 277 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,343 WE ARE READY FOR OUR FINAL PHASE 278 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,380 OF OPERATION BIG-K. 279 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:15,584 BUT, SIEGFRIED, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO ATTACK FORT KNOX. 280 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,986 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT FORT KNOX? 281 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:22,057 BIG-K STANDS FOR BIG KNOCKOUT. 282 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,993 - BIG KNOCKOUT? - WHILE ALL THE CONTROL AGENTS 283 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:27,229 ARE WAITING FOR US AT FORT KNOX, 284 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:30,899 I WILL DROP A GAS PELLET AT THE CONTROL CHIEFS' AWARDS CEREMONY 285 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,602 WHICH WILL KNOCK OUT... GET IT? KNOCK OUT? 286 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,738 ALL THE CHIEFS! 287 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,940 - AH! - SHTARKER, 288 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,943 WE DON'T "AH" HERE! 289 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,545 NOW WHILE THEY ARE UNCONSCIOUS, 290 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:46,815 YOU KILL THE SKELETON SECURITY UNIT, 291 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,851 UND WE WILL KIDNAP THE CONTROL CHIEFS 292 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,987 FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD IN ONE SWOOP! 293 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,556 THINK OF IT, GENTLEMEN... UND LILY... 294 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,325 A $10-MILLION RANSOM! 295 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,283 SPLENDID! 296 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,566 OOH, OOH, OOH, I'M SORRY. I FORGOT 297 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,957 THAT WE DON'T... HERE. 298 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:11,762 WELL, ONCE IN A WHILE IT DOESN'T HURT. 299 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,251 WELL, SIEGFRIED, THE CHIEFS OF CONTROL 300 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,787 ARE REALLY GONNA BE SURPRISED WHEN WE SPRING YOU ON THEM. 301 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,789 JA, THEY'LL BE KNOCKED OUT. 302 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,791 JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH. 303 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,226 YOU'RE SURE TO WIN THE CHIEF OF THE YEAR AWARD THIS TIME, CHIEF. 304 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,862 OH, THANKS, 99. I GUESS THIS IS MY LUCKY YEAR. 305 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,898 YOU LOOK RAVISHING. 306 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,901 WELL, THANK YOU, SIEGFRIED. YOU LOOK PRETTY NICE YOURSELF. 307 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,403 I MEANT MISS 99, SMART. 308 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,973 THANK YOU, SIEGFRIED. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE FROM ROYALTY. 309 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,342 - I'M NOT. - WELL THEN, WHY ARE YOU WEARING THE SASH? 310 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,377 OH... 311 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:52,647 I BURNED A HOLE IN MY SHIRT WHEN I WAS IRONING IT. 312 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,783 MAX, YOUR FLOWER LOOKS MARVELOUS. 313 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,085 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE SCENT 314 00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:58,508 OF A FRESH FLOWER. 315 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,991 UH, YES. WELL, CHIEF, 316 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,294 I THINK I'LL GO DOWN TO THE LAB AND CHECK MY NOTES OUT. 317 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,329 - YOU'VE GOT YOUR NOTES RIGHT THERE. - UH, YES, 318 00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,673 BUT THEY'RE IN INVISIBLE INK. 319 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,672 THANK YOU, AND GOOD EVENING, CHIEFS OF CONTROL. 320 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,741 THIS IS MAX "CONTROL AWARD" SMART. 321 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,644 I WOULDN'T SAY THERE ARE A LOT OF CHIEFS HERE TONIGHT, 322 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,746 BUT THE ONLY THING THAT'S MISSING 323 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,037 IS A WIGWAM. 324 00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:34,323 OKAY. NOW I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET 325 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,458 MR. HARPER 326 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:40,028 FROM THE ACCOUNTING FIRM OF PRICE, SLOAN and STERN 327 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,086 WHO TABULATED THE VOTES. 328 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,661 OH, PARDON ME. OOP! OH! 329 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,811 RIGHT THIS WAY, MR. HARPER. 330 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,114 TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT THE BLINDFOLD, 331 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,283 BUT THIS IS A SECRET ORGANIZATION, YOU KNOW. 332 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,627 JUST SIT DOWN ANYWHERE. 333 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,379 I THINK YOU'LL FIND A CHAIR MORE COMFORTABLE. 334 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,028 NOW FOR THE AWARDS. 335 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,530 THE FIRST AWARD IS FOR TOP ACHIEVEMENT 336 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,532 OF A CONTROL SCIENTIST. 337 00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:19,489 ENVELOPE, PLEASE. 338 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,238 AND THE WINNER IS... 339 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:26,408 DR. HANS SVENSON, FOR 25 YEARS 340 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,499 OF EXPERIMENTAL RESEARCH IN THE FIELD OF HORMONES. 341 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,188 ARE YOU ACCEPTING THE AWARD FOR HANS SVENSON? 342 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,512 I AM HANS SVENSON. 343 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:48,063 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE GETS FOR A HOUSE CALL, BUT IT'S WORTH IT. 344 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:51,400 NOW FOR OUR NEXT AWARD. 345 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,703 THE NEXT AWARD IS FOR EXCELLENCE IN JUDO AND KARATE 346 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,972 BY A CONTROL CHIEF. 347 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,996 ENVELOPE, PLEASE. 348 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:04,046 AND THE WINNER IS... FROM TOKYO, 349 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,171 CHIEF SUSUSI SAKAMOTO. 350 00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,859 THERE YOU ARE, CHIEF. 351 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,462 I UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR HANDS ARE LIKE LIGHTNING, 352 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:23,098 THAT WHEN YOU HIT A MAN THEY MOVE SO FAST 353 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,900 THEY CAN HARDLY BE FOLLOWED WITH THE HUMAN EYE. 354 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,902 THAT IS TRUE. 355 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:30,405 WELL, I FIND THAT A LITTLE HARD TO BELIEVE, CHIEF. 356 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:34,276 I WONDER IF YOU COULD GIVE US A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION OF YOUR SPEED. 357 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,912 IF MR. SMART WOULD BE KIND ENOUGH TO HELP ME OUT... 358 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,437 I'D BE MOST HAPPY TO. 359 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,991 - READY? - READY. 360 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:54,896 WOULD YOU CARE TO SEE IT AGAIN? 361 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,088 NO, THANK YOU. 362 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:07,464 AND NOW FOR THE DEFECTOR OF THE YEAR AWARD. 363 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,046 OUTSIDE THIS ROOM IS A KAOS TRAITOR, 364 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,914 ONE OF THEIR TOP AGENTS, 365 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,150 WHO IS NOW COOPERATING COMPLETELY WITH CONTROL. 366 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:19,188 ALTHOUGH HE IS NOT GOING TO GET A GOLDEN PISTOL, 367 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:21,623 HE HAS RECEIVED HONORABLE MENTION 368 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,858 FOR THE BENEDICT ARNOLD MEDALLION. 369 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:27,918 SO LET'S BRING HIM IN WITH A NICE ROUND OF APPLAUSE. 370 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,574 GENTLEMEN, THIS IS SIEGFRIED, 371 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,977 THE MAN WHOSE INFORMATION CAN HELP US 372 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,601 DESTROY KAOS ALL OVER THE WORLD. 373 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:49,852 I WOULDN'T SAY THERE ARE MANY CHIEFS HERE, 374 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:52,187 BUT THE ONLY THING MISSING IS A WIGWAM. 375 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,762 THANK YOU. GENTLEMEN, LADIES, 376 00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:05,067 I HAVE SPENT OVER HALF MY LIFE WORKING FOR KAOS, 377 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,069 STARTING OUT AS AN OFFICE BOY 378 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,870 UND PART-TIME KILLER, 379 00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:12,907 BUT TONIGHT I HAVE REACHED THE PINNACLE OF MY PROFESSION. 380 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:15,577 TONIGHT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE TOPS 381 00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:17,579 IN DIRTY TRICKS. 382 00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:19,581 IT'S ALMOST TIME. 383 00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:22,473 AND NOW... GOOD NIGHT! 384 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:42,637 GENTLEMEN! 385 00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:45,407 OUR $10-MILLION BABIES ARE READY. 386 00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:48,732 COME IN. YOU CAN START COLLECTING THE BODIES. 387 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,740 SORRY, BUT THIS ISN'T COLLECTION DAY. 388 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,431 I HOPE YOU REALIZE, SMART, YOU JUST RUINED 389 00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:12,433 A TERRIFIC PLAN. 390 00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:15,036 HOW DID YOU FIND OUT? 391 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:18,140 IT WAS REALLY QUITE SIMPLE, SIEGFRIED. 392 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:22,010 I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG THE MINUTE YOU SMELLED MY FLOWER. 393 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:24,246 BECAUSE, YOU SEE, IT WAS A FAKE FLOWER, 394 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:27,371 SO I KNEW THAT YOU WERE WEARING A PHONY NOSE. 395 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,207 LIKE THIS. 396 00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:34,890 THE OLD GAS-MASK- 397 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,760 IN-THE-FALSE-NOSE TRICK. 398 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,694 SO I MERELY WENT DOWN TO THE LAB 399 00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:41,963 AND GOT MYSELF A CONTROL NOSE. 400 00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:44,233 MY COMPLIMENTS, SMART. 401 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,701 WELL, THIS LOOKS LIKE THE END OF THE LINE FOR YOU, SIEGFRIED. 402 00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:48,703 YOU'LL GET THE GAS CHAMBER FOR THIS. 403 00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:51,706 UND ALL BECAUSE OF MY MOTHER. 404 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:55,377 - YOUR MOTHER? - ALL OF THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED 405 00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:57,446 IF NOT FOR MY MOTHER. 406 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,781 BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, 407 00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:02,751 MY MOTHER WOULDN'T GET ME A SLED! 408 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:06,321 WHY WOULDN'T SHE GET ME A SLED, SMART? WHY? 409 00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:08,457 I DON'T KNOW, SIEGFRIED. 410 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:11,381 YOU THINK MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE WE LIVED IN FLORIDA?